Horny Thief Tales Porn Review — «...the danger factor gets them extremely horny...»

The Tour Promises: Horny Thief Tales is a fantasy site, featuring guys who break into homes to burgle them, but run into hot naked chicks, who get scared to death by them. However, the danger factor gets them extremely horny and they go down on the lucky guy, who gets way more than what he was looking for at the house. The website claims to have real thief stories drawn from actual police files, so this gives us the idea that this is not just some wet dream fantasy. This is something that actually happens.

General Impressions: Even if you surf your way onto this website by accident, just a glimpse of the ski mask and black leather gloves next to the suggestive title is enough to get you curious and aroused. If that is not enough, the subtitle is way more explicit: gorgeous young girls seduced by horny thieves. I see that most of the action here comes in threesomes, of either two burglars and one girl or two lesbians who go down on one burglar. When the burglars run into these angelic babes at home, they force their way into their panties at first, but their resistance doesn't last too long, since they seem to enjoy it after all.

TubeDupe's Opinion: By joining Horny Thief Tales, we get a membership to all 27 websites in the network, so after you get bored of kinky rape sex, you will still have endless hours of video content and thousands of pictures of other categories to pick from.

The design is pretty neat and simple. When we check out all the other sites from the DM Network, we find that they all look the same, the only difference being the rotating medium-quality banner. Even the color scheme keeps exactly the same. Now, I don't complain about a standardized page design for big website networks, but I do think it can be achieved in a less amateurish way. It seems that guys didn't spend a lot of time for design. But may be they just wished we to concentrate on the content. Let's check it out.

The website has 33 sets, which come in a picture gallery and video combo, which we can rate giving them from 1 to 5 stars. Plus you get some information about the models who participate in every scene (such as age, weight, origin, etc). The plot of all the videos doesn't change too much: it's either two guys who break into a house and rape the poor chick they find inside, a guy who breaks in and gets harassed by two horny lesbians or a female burglar who gets raped in revenge by two angry homeowners in exchange for not calling the police. After watching this, you will unlock every door in your house.

Both the videos and picture galleries are available for download in a zip archive. The pictures are actually automatic snapshots from the video version, taken every couple of seconds, so some of them are just pointless. Maybe a little filtering and manual picking would have been better for us not to have to search through 9 pages of repeated thumbnails. When we click on the thumbs, a new tab pops up with the full size picture in 1200x800 pixels resolution. We don't get multiple resolutions to choose from. Pity. That being said, the picture quality is very good.

The videos are split into scenes, which can be seen in streaming WMV, streaming FLV and downloadable WMV, all three of them in high-quality and low-quality versions for you to choose according to your connection speed. The high-quality version of either three of them can easily be watched on full screen without it losing any quality at all. Additionally, you can also download the full movie in a single WMV file. In the latter case the movie comes in 48000Hz stereo 64kbps audio and 832x464 30.00fps 2048kbps video quality, with a resolution of 832 x 464 pixels and an estimated size of 350 mb. Very nice.

By the way, to recreate the fantasies, there is some minor acting at the beginning of every video, dramatizing the supposed breaking into and burgling. Not that anyone gives a damn about this, but the acting is just laughable. Think about a late-night infomercial trying to sell you a solar powered flashlight and the only difference between the acting there and in these movies is the nudity and sex involved. Not that there's anything bad about it either. There is definitely something kinky about the bad acting/good sex cliche.

The content of the videos is excellent. It seems that bulgars know for sure where the most beautiful teen girls live. Both the guys and the gals are true professionals with astonishing bodies and they are certainly not ashamed of performing the dirtiest sexual practices.

Conclusion: Horny Thief Tales is definitely a website you can't miss if you get aroused by danger. After watching all these real stories of women who got the best sex of their lives with burglars and lucky guys who got the chance to beast fuck a smoking-hot babe who broke into their home, you will sure run to unlock every door and window in your house!

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