I Know That Girl
I know you’ll think this is a ridiculous reason to get a nice first impression of a porn site, but that cutie pie on the front page who is doing all kinds of dirty stuff with another hottie looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend. Her boobies are just as firm and perky, and she even does that same thing with her tongue that… hey wait a minute, that IS my tramp ex-girlfriend! She didn’t let me fuck her in the ass and now she puts two dildos at the same time up there? That little slut!